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Post by pen on Mar 16, 2007 16:34:31 GMT -5
Okay, here's my favorite joke of the week... if you've got one you think is funnier, POST IT!!!
Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and sez ''Ere, does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by darth8ball on Mar 23, 2007 1:52:58 GMT -5
How can you tell how many years a woman has been married?
Take a slice of her ass and count the rings. ;D ;D
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Post by pen on Mar 23, 2007 8:51:45 GMT -5
Talking of bottoms (rather than talking through my bottom, which I generally do) -
Q:What's the best chat up line to use in a gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?
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Post by darth8ball on Apr 5, 2007 18:11:46 GMT -5
One day a farmer decides to buy some robots to work his fields. He was never happier, the robots always showed up, worked very effiecently, and never complained.
One day the state decided to build a highway next to his property, once finished the motorists all complained about the sun reflecting of the robots blinding them, they told the farmer he had to get rid of his robots. Not wanting to rid himself of the robots, he painted them all black so not to reflect the sun, the next day none of them showed up for work.
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Post by slightyconused on Apr 16, 2007 10:32:26 GMT -5
gilette the best an emo can get
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Post by pen on May 1, 2007 3:34:14 GMT -5
Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes...."
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Post by pen on May 14, 2007 4:50:05 GMT -5
40 gypsies turn up at the pearly gates.
St Peter says - 'Sorry, we only have room for 12 people today... I'll give you 5 minutes to talk amongst yourselves and decide who's coming in'.
10 minutes later, St Peter goes to find God.
'They've gone!' says St Peter to God.
'What, all of them?' replies God.
'No, the f**king gates!' says St Peter.
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