Post by darth8ball on Mar 23, 2007 2:30:26 GMT -5
My wife reads alot of books, I don't, I have the ADD or ADHD or some kind of crap like that. I just don't understand the kind of books she reads. She loves the romance novels. What bothers me the most of all is that these books are nothing more than porn for chicks. Don't try to deny it girls, you know it's true. While I don't have a problem with this, I do have a problem with the fact that she has these three huge bookshelves of these things she keeps like trophies. And I gotta hide mine in a friggen' bunker she will never find. She can read these books and come up to me with that "how come you don't do this kinda stuff to me," look in her eyes, while I hide out at my computer at 3a.m. like a terrorist planning an attack.
And what if I suggest her watching an Alicia Rhodes or Spring Thomas vid with me? I get put on restrictive sex duty for a month. Some of you may be thinking what's that, why doesn't she just lock you out for a month? That's the point she needs to really make me suffer. Restrictive duty is when I get to do all the heavy lifting....taking her out to romantic dinners, watching those aweful chick flicks with her, and telling her how good she looks even when she looks like shit, then I sit on the couch while she goes in and rewards her dildo. I mean if you can call it that it's more of a diamond drill. And not even one, she has like three, now how can I expect her to remain monogomous to me when she can't even be faithful to one dildo.
And what if I suggest her watching an Alicia Rhodes or Spring Thomas vid with me? I get put on restrictive sex duty for a month. Some of you may be thinking what's that, why doesn't she just lock you out for a month? That's the point she needs to really make me suffer. Restrictive duty is when I get to do all the heavy lifting....taking her out to romantic dinners, watching those aweful chick flicks with her, and telling her how good she looks even when she looks like shit, then I sit on the couch while she goes in and rewards her dildo. I mean if you can call it that it's more of a diamond drill. And not even one, she has like three, now how can I expect her to remain monogomous to me when she can't even be faithful to one dildo.