the desperation of trying to flirt

[slightyconused]

well well this is my first ever post and it's slightly alarming how bad iam at this whole computing malaki(if that how you spell it!)anywho yes the desperation of flirting iam not one those girls who looks at a cake and imediately ends up at the back of a young farmers getting up what i can describe as utter filth! the perfect example of my inadequency when it comes to talking to any guy is this. Bearing in mind before this inciedent every guy ive had a relationship well i say relationship i mean stalk has always ended in tears and a deleting of my mobile number
and emails! ok so there this guy who have like for quite sometime i wont name names (samual white who lives by this river just by the pub)and he seem to for some bizarre reason to be what i thought flirting with me so at that point i immedately start naming our grandchildren and that our choclate retrever will be named lenny. So one day this sam comes up to me and think ok heres my chance to show how sophisticated and cool iam and i open with this line....... are you fat single and ready to mingle! so i insulted him made me look like a tit and i also discovered he wasn't single. wanker

[pen]

hello there! Good start to a routine - liked the 'rambling-ness' of it - could see it as a kind of monologue in character.

btw, please go and introduce yourself on introductions... we are a small ( I like to think of us as 'elite') band so far, but hopefully the board will take off as more people hear of it!